1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021
Get the Scared gophermug. When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
by fentistile May 2, 2014
Get the Gopher huntingmug. Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.
by The Butteman January 19, 2016
Get the gopher stylemug. by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014
Get the pig gophermug. A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.
in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”
by MBJCH69420 September 28, 2023
Get the Gophermug. One who gophs
by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018
Get the Gophermug. The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 3, 2022
Get the gophermug.