by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
Get the Gopher Snatchmug. to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
Get the Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gatemug. Thing you say to your dog to tell it you are going to take it on a walk. Dogs go crazy if you say these words so be careful because you might get jumped on
Person 1: Gopher Walkies
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
Get the Gopher walkiesmug. When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick
Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015
Get the dusty gophermug. A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power
A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore
by It stings when ip March 16, 2018
Get the Gophermug. The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 3, 2022
Get the gophermug. The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo
Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
by Punkroku February 11, 2021
Get the gopher brunchmug.