i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer

A gangster gnome. I mean you DO NOT wanna mess with this gnome. He's a badass who would demolish ur jaw, steal your wife, and drive away in his Corvette. He wears leather jackets and has tattoos all over his body. Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer does not take any shit from anyone.

(Pardon any errors i was high while writing this)

"Wow did you see Jimothy? He's a real Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer!"
"For real. He's a badass."

by Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer December 4, 2022

Oofers my goofers

It's like Oh my god! but better. Used mainly when someone made an oof.

Shania: Oh No!!! I ran over an iguana!!

me: OOFERS MY GOOFERS!!

by ixpolotinemi October 15, 2020

BAD BITCH GOONETTE

A female who's bad as fuck and spends most of their days Gooning

Yoo gang check this Bad Bitch Goonette out I found on my timeline would you fuck her ??

by spedbari.mp4 December 17, 2023

Natalie the Goonette

Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades

Person 1: Have you heard of Natalie the goonette?
Person 2: yes I heard her goonery is boundless

by Goonking December 27, 2024