Creator of the universe. Supreme power. Sent His only son, Jesus Christ, into the world to pay the ultimate price for humanity's sins. Jesus was burned on a cross and risen from the grave to live an eternal life in heaven. God is real, no matter what people choose to believe. The bible is the inspired word of God.
by pumpkinchild November 02, 2011
by Mirku January 19, 2008
by Anonymous Henchman May 31, 2007
A being thought up by people thousands of years ago because they couldn't think what could have created everything. Has sinse been scientifically proven not to exist hundreds if not thousends of times, but large amounts of people still beleave in him/her. Also started one of, if not the richest business on the planet: the church.
A false elusion some people go to if they feel lonely, or sad in any way, and never actually recover because of him.
A way in which nearly every parent blackmails their children to behave.
A way to keep the masses from 'sinning' so they dont go to 'hell' after death.
Often causes serious mental illnesses. people being obsessed with the idea of his existence, and they diteriate into insanity.
A false elusion some people go to if they feel lonely, or sad in any way, and never actually recover because of him.
A way in which nearly every parent blackmails their children to behave.
A way to keep the masses from 'sinning' so they dont go to 'hell' after death.
Often causes serious mental illnesses. people being obsessed with the idea of his existence, and they diteriate into insanity.
Some wacko: God is real.
Some one with an IQ higher than room temerature: Riiiight, what kind of reality do you live in?
Some one with an IQ higher than room temerature: Riiiight, what kind of reality do you live in?
by Maleficius December 23, 2006
the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people
God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."
*5 million years later*
Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."
God "WTF did i say!"
*5 million years later*
Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."
God "WTF did i say!"
by athiest and proud of it October 18, 2010
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by Scyfersythe October 27, 2007