by Lori Ann December 14, 2006

some guy whose laughing at everyone when they fuck up cuz he doesnt give a flying rats ass bout what happens to you. all heavenly father my ass. more like deadbeat dad
by fuckyou_08 June 30, 2003

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.
by C February 22, 2004

1. When used with a lowercase g- beings more powerful than humans that seem to go about their own business instead of worrying about us.
2. With a capital g- the intelligent being that many believe to have created the universe. There are the asshole atheists who come on here and spout hate, and the simple minded religious zealots who seem to believe anything anyone tells them. There are the atheists who simply choose to not believe in a god and do not chastize theists and there are the religious people who seem to have had something to confirm their belief in a god after a period of questioning and do not force people into their beliefs. I for one believe in a "god" but not in the common way many do. For example, many say god created only man, but how do we know that? In this (possibly one of many) huge universe, we are guaranteed to find other intelligent life.
2. With a capital g- the intelligent being that many believe to have created the universe. There are the asshole atheists who come on here and spout hate, and the simple minded religious zealots who seem to believe anything anyone tells them. There are the atheists who simply choose to not believe in a god and do not chastize theists and there are the religious people who seem to have had something to confirm their belief in a god after a period of questioning and do not force people into their beliefs. I for one believe in a "god" but not in the common way many do. For example, many say god created only man, but how do we know that? In this (possibly one of many) huge universe, we are guaranteed to find other intelligent life.
1. Zeus was a god.
2. Religious dude: You will go straight to hell! God hates you! Jesus died for your sins! All is allah! Moses split the red sea!
Me: Prove it.
Atheist: You are retarded, God absolutley does NOT exist, the bible is a bunch of bs
Me: Prove it.
What I'm getting at is that we have no actual way of knowing. Just believe what you believe, and don't be a prick to others.
2. Religious dude: You will go straight to hell! God hates you! Jesus died for your sins! All is allah! Moses split the red sea!
Me: Prove it.
Atheist: You are retarded, God absolutley does NOT exist, the bible is a bunch of bs
Me: Prove it.
What I'm getting at is that we have no actual way of knowing. Just believe what you believe, and don't be a prick to others.
by AntKooc March 27, 2008

Noun. A supreme being that can be consulted using the Google search engine. Gods answers come back in results.
Why go to church when all you have to do is use google?
and remember on of the 10 commendments say to not worship any other gods... that means its agains he 10 connendants to use msn, yahoo, coolwebsearch, etch
and remember on of the 10 commendments say to not worship any other gods... that means its agains he 10 connendants to use msn, yahoo, coolwebsearch, etch
by lolwut484793ue3j February 12, 2005

1. "Guy, that chinese food was god!"
2. "Oh man, did you see King Kong? The effects were so god!"
3. "That's the god shit"
2. "Oh man, did you see King Kong? The effects were so god!"
3. "That's the god shit"
by Bobby Wham October 30, 2006
