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Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin...
We were in the back of my truck and gave me the gobble wobble..
by juanmoretimeyess October 1, 2021
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Gobble Gook

by Cgl_96 March 14, 2011
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gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
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bitch gobble

A bad ass mother fucking swimmer. He gets all the girls and gets laid every night. Just ask his roommate. Poor kid is scared for life, especially his ears and eyes. He throws sick parties and you can ask any Columbia student. He's only good at one type of the breaststroke.
I want to go Bitch Gobble's party tonight, it's going to be a huge rager.

Bitch Gobble is the best I've been with in bed.
by ilikebitches69 September 1, 2014
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Gooble Gobble

When a person is high on speed and talks with a speeded up , confused tone
Hillbilly Hill was about to gooble gobble for hours on end after hits off the pookie.
by kushbrainz October 28, 2014
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Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*
by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
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Gobble Whoppa

Small, round farret. AKA a Dwarf Hamster
Jessicas Gobble Whoppa made its way out of its small cage and nibbled on her toe.
by Bubba6475 November 8, 2010
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