Polishing the gnome

Masturbating in the garden!

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome

by Green Fingered December 24, 2014

Gnome-dome

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.

Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"

by Wyldmann27 February 24, 2015

Chromosome Gnome

A Chromosome Gnome refers to a man or woman with small stature that either has down syndrome or shows similar mannerisms to someone on the autism spectrum.

Look at that chromosome gnome over there doing 2+2 on his calculator

by Gluey and Gooy June 23, 2019

Gnome kisses

An alternate phrase for Eskimo kisses or kunik.

A gnome kiss, nose kiss, or nose rub, is the act of pressing the tip of one's nose against another's nose, usually interpreted as a friendly greeting or affectionate gesture.

I gave him gnome kisses

by Shantik March 16, 2021

phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.

Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!

by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009

Gnomed

Lying down in a garden bed having sex

Katy got gnomed last night out the back of melonies

by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018

Corn Gnome

Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.

You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."

You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.

by SayHuh?? October 17, 2010