Greasy glove

A female, masturbating to herself!!

I was looking at my abs and it made me want to do the greasy glove!

by stealing home May 3, 2014

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023

Detroit Golden Glove

When a guy is fisting a girl and jerking off with the same hand simultaneously.

So I was giving my girlfriend the Detroit Golden Glove the other night and my watch wrapped around my balls.

by DedBunny January 9, 2020

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Donald Glover

God. Like actual god. Oh you doubt me, faggot? Okay well hes a voice actor, an actor, a comedian, a rapper, a DJ, a coder, a director, and a former T.V. show host. He is the best donald.

Woah... dude I think Donald Glover will release a new album soon...
Nope lmao

by R3XY February 12, 2019

Gloversville

The asshole of the universe. An urban area in upstate NY that is overrun by crackheads and drunks and welfare families with daily baby momma drama. Full of busted ass buildings and out of work leather mills, dirty, scummy and home to the stupidest people on the planet.

"Have you ever been to Gloversville?" "Yeah, I came home with crabs, VD and a crack addiction"

by LRF518 December 17, 2008

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004