Gloofturd

The feeling you get after eating food at ikea

Stomach feels Gloofturd after the salmon and swedish meatballs from ikea

by poopbag69 May 4, 2023

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gloombee

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.

person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee

by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

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video gloat

the act of video taping the unboxing of a tech product and then sharing it on youtube for those who don't own it.

i couldn't wait to video gloat my new iPad so i used my iPhone to film it and post it to everyone's facebook pages.

by a.guy April 1, 2010

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Gutter gloom

adj. To feel sad, bummed out or down in the dumps when one has finished a really great book.

"In the last chapter of Johnny Got His Gun I developed Gutter gloom."

by Maddog McMann December 30, 2016

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perplexed gloat

Weird flex

It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable

by Please.Stp December 9, 2018

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Sludge Gloom

Noun
1 Existential ennui induced by the emotionally deadening nature of contemporary working life.

2 Glasgow-based avant-grunge quartet. Powerful dystopian post-rock; a catharsis for those afflicted by feelings of sludge gloom.

Patient: I've been feeling bogged down lately, but I can't quite put into words why.

Doctor: Sorry to hear that. I can see from your slumped demeanor, thousand-yard stare that you are suffering from the phenomenon known as sludge gloom.

by sludgegloom February 27, 2023

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