Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

gediot

When a person is managing to be a genius and an idiot simultaneously

Wow the people who invented calculus were complete gediots

by LuckyStarNo9 June 6, 2017

gelit

Pronouced Gel-let or Gel-lit
The most extreme version of legit, where nothing is better. The best a (wo)man can get.

"Hey man, what did you think of the show tonight?"
"The opening bands were legit, but the headliner...boy she pops...they were gelit."

"Boy does she!"

by SFCinferno July 25, 2017

Genital Line

When you sleep naked it forms a genital line across the width of the bed which ur gentials line up with.

Yo don't sit there that's my genital line

by Cm4242 May 29, 2018

Geita Chin

Geita Chin is a translation from the Canadian word Jahbinlin the word can describe the act of attacking or hurting or harming someone in a physical manner

Yo I am really about to "geet" that Geita Chin ah boy

Mans gonna get Geita Chined

by David heaps May 21, 2019

Genital Gambits

A sexually transmitted infection, first found in bikers. It gets its name from a bike club in England they had to perform oral sex on a prostitute to get into the club. Many would catch diseases.

Symptoms are:
Foul smelling odour from genitals
Discharge from the genitals
Spots around the face and genitals
Discharge from the anus

Raymond caught genital gambits from his boyfriend.

The panda in the zoo smells like genital gambits.

by Sally Wagski November 21, 2020

genitalman

Genitalman - That guy really knows how to treat a lady, he is a true genitalman.

Greg: Top of the morning to you Borf!

Borf: And the rest of the day to you Greg.
Samantha: That Greg is a true genitalman!
Borf: He is..what can i say..

by PlumeNomDePanda July 27, 2021