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non-gasm

A non-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy DOESN'T have because someone walks into his room without knocking.
Shit! I had a non-gasm this morning because my Mom walked into my room without knocking as I was taking care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
mugGet the non-gasmmug.

head-gasm

A head-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off into a urinal.
At one time or another - and probably often, most guys have a head-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
mugGet the head-gasmmug.

whip-gasm

A whip-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he tightly grasps his dick and whips his raging boner in all directions and has a whip-gasm.
If Matt is in a hurry, he jacks me off and gives me a whip-gasm!
by USAF Cadet July 29, 2021
mugGet the whip-gasmmug.

park-gasm

A park-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gives himself when he goes to a park at night and jacks off on a picnic table and then licks it up.
Joey went for a midnight run and ended up having a park-gasm!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
mugGet the park-gasmmug.

Corona-gasm

A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
I gave Ben a Corona-gasm, so now he owes me one!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
mugGet the Corona-gasmmug.

juice-gasm

A juice-gasm is the opposite of a dry-gasm.
I know I'm gonna have a juice-gasm tonight!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
mugGet the juice-gasmmug.

Nose-gasm

The act of performing a snot rocket after snorting a white powder.
I had a nose-gasm at the club tonight.
by Bagosh September 30, 2010
mugGet the Nose-gasmmug.

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