gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

Luh Calm Gape

The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass by a non bbc. A result of dukeing it.

After I tore her ass up, she had a Luh Calm gape.

by ltrigger November 16, 2023

Gaped

Verb, past tense: gaped; past participle: gaped

to purchase a Galactic Ape NFT without hesitation or reasonable thought, an amalgamation of "galaxy" and to "ape-in"

"All of the boys gaped into the project last night when they had seen some notable buyers on Nansen."

"All of the boys got gaped last night, it was wild."

"I'll just have water with my meal, got gaped last night and I'm currently poor."

by NFT Fan September 28, 2021

Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.

"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB

by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.

His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

Gape

1. (verb) To split open
2. (verb) To stare openly and stupidly

The coconut gaped open after falling.
He stood there gaping at the kids.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025