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gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities

Oh really? It only does the TRAINING (using the massive data set) and INFERENCE? Oh geez. I WONDER WHY THAT IS!?
Hym "Oh? There's a 'Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities?' It's almost as though the creator of AI... The guy who came up with the training and the inference (I'm literally the pronce of inference)... Didn't get paid or credited for the first 2 parts and is not doing any more until he isn't doing any more until he gets paid and credited. It's like THAT happened. Weird. I mean, I already told you the next part but you don't fucking listen. So, I donno what to tell ya. Give me my fucking money or be an AI creating genius. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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Gaped

Some men who have had a sex change may have a vagina that has no inside ( gaped) they have this because they r interested in being the giver never to receive and for storage
His pussy is gaped because he is using it for reason other than sex like fisting and storage.
by Babygirl2024 January 5, 2025
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Gape

I was gaped as a child it's no laughing matter
by Gapejerker March 8, 2024
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Gaped

Verb, past tense: gaped; past participle: gaped

to purchase a Galactic Ape NFT without hesitation or reasonable thought, an amalgamation of "galaxy" and to "ape-in"
"All of the boys gaped into the project last night when they had seen some notable buyers on Nansen."

"All of the boys got gaped last night, it was wild."

"I'll just have water with my meal, got gaped last night and I'm currently poor."
by NFT Fan September 28, 2021
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gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.
oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?
by little pogchamp January 23, 2021
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