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Gaped

Verb, past tense: gaped; past participle: gaped

to purchase a Galactic Ape NFT without hesitation or reasonable thought, an amalgamation of "galaxy" and to "ape-in"
"All of the boys gaped into the project last night when they had seen some notable buyers on Nansen."

"All of the boys got gaped last night, it was wild."

"I'll just have water with my meal, got gaped last night and I'm currently poor."
by NFT Fan September 28, 2021
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Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.
"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB
by Handle_cant_be_blank_tho June 6, 2020
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Gape

Round eyes, the opposite of slant eyes.
Person 1: "So many slants in this room"
Person 2: "As opposed to so many gapes in this country"
by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019
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gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women
My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape
by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018
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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
by Very-NPC June 4, 2024
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fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.
The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.
by Chewie23 June 2, 2009
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Luh Calm Gape

The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass by a non bbc. A result of dukeing it.
After I tore her ass up, she had a Luh Calm gape.
by ltrigger November 16, 2023
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