digipen goggles 

When one is attracted to a female purely because they attend DigiPen Institute of Technology and do not know what “hot” women look like.

Mark: “Look at those hot girls, I wanna tap that!”
John: “Take off your DigiPen goggles, they’re all over 50.”

digipen goggles by ComDeeAirChu June 20, 2004

Law School Goggles 

This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.

This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.

Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.

Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.

Law School Goggles by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009

Arabian Night Goggles 

When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.

I will administer the Arabian night goggles to Nate in Washington.

Arabian Night Goggles by Gilly April 12, 2004

Harvard Goggles 

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.

Theodore Covington III: Gee Preston, did you observe that female? She was extremely attractive!

Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.

Harvard Goggles by Boondock Drunks February 7, 2007

Beer Goggles 

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

Beer Goggles by garthy July 8, 2006

Pilot Goggles 

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.

"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."

Pilot Goggles by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006

Girlfriend Goggles 

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

Girlfriend Goggles by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010