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futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
by Hablacraja December 20, 2003
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Louis Futon

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!
by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010
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fupon

A single particle emitted by the fup, often detected by a fup-o-meter. If enough fupons are present, they are often visible to the naked eye, and may cause a tingling on the back of the observer's neck, similar to the feeling of goose bumps.
Her fup was so big I didn't even need my fup-o-meter to see the fupons.
by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008
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Fusion X

one of the worlds greatest hackers

also known as Hellfreeze
Company "omg we got haxxor'd by Fusion X"
Boss "oh noes was it backed up?"
Company "yes but he hacked our filing cabinet too!"
by Leon Francies January 1, 2008
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Fusion Academy

A private school in Del Mar where most kids are posers. The teachers are very nosey and invade your personal life like private detectives. It's an open campus so most kids go down stairs to smoke. 75% of kids are 15 and younger. There is a lot of drama at this school, so if you are considering a private accelerated learning, DON'T choose this school.
"I go to Fusion Academy."

"WTF man, that school is bunk, why you want to hang out with rich bitches?!"
by Miss Baus October 13, 2011
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Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.
My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.
by Futon4Life December 6, 2011
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futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin
futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school
by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012
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