functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
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Ian function

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."
by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024
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bodily function

Something black people call white people to be racist
That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 04, 2019
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bodily function

That cracker brad is such a bodily function
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Low functioning neurotypical

A low end NT tend to operate at the lowest level possible in life, never able to hold down a job, and will revert to the scummy hustles. They usually will be a kleptomaniac often even towards friends and family. When they come across a mentally impaired person already hooked on dope, it's a jackpot 4 them They may pressure 1 to trade a new PS4 remote like a 5th of a gram of crack, acting like it's the deal of the century. They want u 2 think 1/4 gram of dope w a 5 min high is in ur better interest than a stack of budget games that can provide dozens of hrs of fun. More often than not, a high end autistic individual operates at a higher lvl in life with the creativity and knowledge base being stronger than low end commoners. With the strongly held moral codes of ASD folk, they are less likely to resort to unethical/ criminal means of survival. Whereas a high end NT is more likely than the other neuro-types to finish college and find employment in their field of study, or to find their niche sooner, as they have both a strong skill set or knowledge base that isn't counter balanced by social awkwardness. A low end commoner is also prone to constant lying, who r also less skilled of a liar than a high end NT. On the contrary a high end NT has less of a need to be a liar as they usually aren't left in a position where lying is needed. Thing's tend 2 fall in place for high performing neurotypicals and most were preppy in school as well as beyond graduation.
Oh there's that dope dealer trying to sell meth to that guy with an autistic lisp and mannerisms. I'd like to call that criminal a low functioning neurotypical.
by JMetal March 03, 2023
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Refers to PLANET EARTH and it's pull of GRAVITY surmountable neighbors.

DO YOU PARTY?
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is on PLANET EARTH to first prove it's not meant to happen as because the DICK'S BALLS belong no one but NATURE DENIAL OF PROCREATION to the HOMOSEXUALS then used to MAKE FUN of people as FAGGOT AND FAG are the greatest terrorist words created in many WORLD LANGUAGES , for BLACKS to find. RATIONALITY TO BE THE GREATEST CRIMINALS ON EARTH, for them to be HOMOSEXULAL SEX = PRiSON SEX and not the other way around , for them to find dysfunctional words and heroes of the SEXUAL MOVEMENT as GAY PRIDE is GAY " ONE OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS" , MATTHEW SHEPARD WAS A METH DEALER.to hate each other within their SEXUALITY, "FACT: I WENT TO BUY BOOKS IN BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO AND THIS FAGGOT STPPED ME , "AS HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STEAL THE BOOKS language books but I was at the register ready to pay and he said , "LEAVE", and finally HARVEY BERNARD MILK and GEORGE RICHARD MUSCONE.murderd by WHITE AS MILK

FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
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function music

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.
by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018
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