A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
Get the functionally lazymug. by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023
Get the clear the functionmug. by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
Get the Liver Function Testmug. Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016
Get the One function sexmug. Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.
"He is a functional bumble fuck"
by SmartSuka February 12, 2017
Get the functional bumble fuckmug. A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
Get the mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issuemug.