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Ethiopian Freestyle

Ah...The Ethiopian Freestyle. A potent sex move kept within small circles of elite warriors of the Oromo tribe of Ethiopia. The fertile female, on all fours, must raise her rump in submission to her partner. The sturdy shafted male inserts himself and flattens out his body. Still maintaining his balance, he performs the freestyle stroke, as if attempting to preserve himself from drowning. The frenzied nature of the technique necessitates a keen sense of balance, iron resolve, and of course, a willing female with little to no self esteem.
Aroused from battle, Pongwa rushed home and excitedly performed some Ethiopian Freestyle with his concubine, Olubunmi
by Who is the real Rob Ruder April 14, 2010
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Freestyle Rap

To improvise rapping sentences without recycling the stuff that you've wrote on a piece of paper. Rap and Freestyle Rap are two different things.
Jin can Freestyle Rap pretty good, but Loaded Lux be writing his stuff.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009
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Freestyle Friday

An excellent lunch alternative for Fridays. Get a group of friends or co-workers and get everybody to bring in a different sandwich ingredient. Come lunch time, assemble and lay all these ingredients out. At that point, everybody will use the ingredients they want in order to make what they deem to be the perfect sandwich.

Traditionally, the host of Freestyle Friday gets to make his/her sandwich first.
As soon as the lunch bell rings, let's head over to Andy's for Freestyle Friday.
by brownspider August 20, 2008
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freestyle

verb.
noun: freestylability

As opposed to the commonly known definition of freestyle i.e to make up music as you go, freestyle in general means something akin to 'winging' it but in a much more general sense. Freestyling a test would be to make the answers up as you go and largely implies a degree of accomplishment. Getting a 0 without studying is not freestyling. Nor is getting a 100 with studying. Getting a 100 without studying is 'freestyle'. Getting a 0 with studying is just plain sad. Nick Wong is the Godfather of Freestyle and is currently training P.Dir to become the next Godfather; lookout for him
1. Dude did you study? Reply: No! im gonna freestyle this shit!
2. Dude Nick Wong just freestyled his World Lit yo like in class
3. I freestyled my history essay in my sleep
4. Nick Wong to Terence Ter: You can't freestyle for shit (as rightly so)
5. BG tried to freestyle, but could not.
6. 'What?! Uni App is due tml?' Dik cries before rapidly freestyling his uni app while taking a piss
by Freestylability October 9, 2006
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freestylers

Heavy weight bad-ass Breaks duo who produce a kick ass live show whose crowd include Mandy look a likes workin that shit. The term what is this? a weiners night out? was derived from an incident involving the freestylers live show.
'James you absolute flop, freestylers was well good'
by J November 16, 2004
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Frustration

Frustration is when Josh says he wants to hang out but never actually does
by joshissofrustrating May 14, 2018
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brans freestyle

A rap by Brandon DiCamillo on CKY2K.
Brandon and Bam were going to make it into a sigle but couldn't afford the singles fee.
"I'll kick you high into a tree, higher than you can kick me."
by GirlSkater April 10, 2004
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