Fred Meyer

A legendary man who started a revolutionary business at one time. Now it stands for a corrupt bullshit establishment full of people who have no idea how to manage people let alone a business.

"I found everything on my list at Fred Meyer," said Ben. "Well, I lost my soul while working there. Was that available for sale yet?", said Jon.

by J. Bosshart April 30, 2008

Freddy Vs. Jason

Huge ass showdown with Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. One of 2003's best movies. Also an A+ horror movie.

John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww

by AOJ May 13, 2005

Freddie

Funny and Athletic, someone you can depend on. Normally does the responsible thing. When it comes to sports you better be prepared if you come up against a Freddie. Lots of friends, and try's to be social. Normally tall, fast and smart.

Guy 1: You better have brought your game, we're playing against Freddie.

Girl 1: Look at Freddie, he's so Awesome!

by Sport1234 September 26, 2017

freddie mercury

a musical prostitute

"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear" -freddie mercury

by freddieismylove October 24, 2018

Fredeswinda

A princess in the 7th Century, then became Saint Fredeswinda. She is amazing, giving, and unselfish. Loves unconditionally and has a great sense of humor. Bubbly, great personality and a radiant smile.

Fredeswinda is Classy Lady with style and charm of a princess.

by Winda February 3, 2010

freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020

Freddie Arrowsmith

Fred Arrowsmith is a 5 foot 1 fucking midget who got with a girl who he then dumped only a few hours later. He simps for girls left right and centre but at the end of the day is a bellend. He’s a nice guy sometimes when he’s not fingering Anna in a chemistry lab

Freddie Arrowsmith: ‘Fred mate your 5 foot 1’

by user_heks7384783 June 29, 2020