the bastard step-child of Whiney Punk, pussy rock, and wank metal. it consists of sub-commercialised light rythym acoustic guitars and whiny, heartfelt lyrics designed to help the singer/songwriter/pussy get a mercyfuck. prime examples of this sub genre are damien rice, james blunt and paolo nutini
Ian: that damien rice plays some serious pussy folk. i bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Seamus: maybe he does, but he musn't have any dignity left.
Sean: fuck it. he gets more than us. maybe we should let our hair grow and never bathe. then we can get a good mercyfuck too
Seamus: maybe he does, but he musn't have any dignity left.
Sean: fuck it. he gets more than us. maybe we should let our hair grow and never bathe. then we can get a good mercyfuck too
by dr. gonzorifica January 1, 2009
Get the pussy folkmug. by Urban Dictionary Official Page January 14, 2021
Get the Aye folkmug. neo folk is all about exploring and learning. What made Europe what it is today? Who are we and what is the meaning behind my emotions. I wish for another world that more closely resembles my own inner life; why can't i feel this way? Unlike many other music cultures neofolk doesn't try to be something; it tries to lead the way via dance, music and folly, therefor its like life; ever becoming and never still. wahahahaha
neo folk is fun for the entire family. Depressing industrial-folk made by goths, nazi's and wizards in run down factory buildings and there grandma's basement.
by Messenger17-1/2 December 11, 2006
Get the neo folkmug. Stupid Folk are theretards who put in definitions on this site but cannot spell to save their fucking lives! PEOPLE please, don't try to dog on someone if you don't even have the intelligence to do it properly!! You only make yourself look more stupid than you already are.
"you guys shuldnt be written bad things abuot peeple on hear. its mean and hattelful. I guess I'm just part of the stupid folk"
by JT April 8, 2005
Get the Stupid Folkmug. A musical revelation that began on November 27th, 2012. It is widely attributed to the band Modern Baseball but that implies any band since them have been able to capture the same spirit of Folk Punk they were able to on their first try. Many ersatz attempts followed in their wake and, while it will never be achieved to such a pure degree again, their sound still reverberates through the movement.
Mathew Uychich: "I want people to understand how we've wrapped all our angst into a hatred of New Jersey and a love of weed but I can't afford the copay for therapy." Brian Sella (takes off headphones with tears in his eyes and an obvious erection): "What if we tried playing folk punk music, as popularized/invented/destined by the band Modern Baseball?" Mathew Uychich (even more erect than Brian Sella): "We're going to have to even though we'll never achieve their melodic, emotional honesty and pure sexual charisma." Both start singing: "New Jersey is only the right size in my rearview mirror and also weed is rad."
by Brian Sella himself February 22, 2023
Get the Folk Punkmug. A person or group of people residing in a home that has been cut in half. Their funds, family, education, goals, and brain have been cut in half in efforts to match their living space.
Hey Mike, you know you shouldn’t be hanging out with those duplex folk any more because you’ll end up with half of everything you own.
by RemmyRed June 1, 2019
Get the Duplex Folkmug. by Ginger Wolf95 November 20, 2011
Get the G-folksmug.