url friends

Your friends that you made online and don't know irl .

Awww I love my url friends! I wish I could meet them irl!

by Kitty Fagget April 2, 2015

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

by Delete this account now June 21, 2023

Friendsmas

Friendsmas is that special time of year when close friends get together to consume large quantities of delicious food stuff and exchange gifts. Friends celebrating Friendsmas may not be able to contain their excitement, randomly shouting various holiday jargon. The wearing of ugly Christmas sweaters is sometimes required.

1. "Best friend, when's Friendsmas?!"
2. "Let's have twelve desserts on Friendsmas even though it's only going to be the two of us!"
3. "So...who's buying the groceries?"
4. "BEST FRIEND, WHEN'S FRIENDSMAS?!"
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by Mas-Man December 16, 2010

Friends with Costs

The opposite of friends with benefits, friends with costs incur a negative benefit (a cost) on whoever they are friends with. This could include bothering you from time to time for favours or money.

Suman: Cynthia, can you please pick up a bottle of vodka for me and bring it to my house? I promise I will pay you back some day.

Cynthia (aside): I wasn't even headed to Suman's house... Now that's what I call being friends with costs...

by Joshsa January 27, 2010