flexible

adj. Capable of inserting one's head in one's own rectum.

Did you hear management's latest plan? They must be the most flexible people on the planet.

by bbobb January 25, 2003

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Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010

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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021

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Funkmaster Flex

A big fat DJ that had his own show on Spike TV called "Ride With Funkmaster Flex." Known to always coin the phrase,
"HOLLA, YA HEARD!!!!"

"So buckle up I'm taking you for a ride. Holla Ya Heard!!"

by Shadowloo January 6, 2005

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Lowkey flex

When you tryna brag, but not tryna look like you're bragging. Otherwise known as being an asshole. Easy to see through the bullshit. Often found at higher learning institutions.

Damn, she thought she was lowkey flexing about her award, but she was really just being arrogant.

by Morningstar23 March 10, 2017

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