flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

by win williams March 26, 2009

flexitarian

An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.

David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.

by Oh Carolina! April 14, 2016

Flexitarian

they eat whatever they feel's right at the time – vegan Buddhists

bob: this woman put a bacon butty in my begging bowl this morning, tastiest dam thing i've ever had
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul

by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

Ellis-Fleming

Only 6 people in Britain exist with this name. It is the combination of 'Ellis' and 'Fleming', created in the union of Michael Fleming and Suzan Ellis in the year 1999. And its fookin awesome. You should be proud to hold this name, and see it as your duty to spawn its future in marital ceremonies and dirty romps in the bedroom.

"My name is Jon Ellis-Fleming"
"I banged an Ellis-Fleming last night, and it was good!"
"Yeah I hear the eldest of the sons is a sex god (see: Jon)"

"Theres a little Ellis-Fleming on the way!"

by Jon0774 May 19, 2009

flEXing

when you flex on your ex

My ex dumped me, but I'm now rich, so I spend all day flEXing

by Jose el Culero y el padre May 6, 2018

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019