Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Flesh Flute

Penis

Adrian plays the most beautiful tune on the flesh flute

by ProsserlosMoustrous November 15, 2016

Flaws

Something you don't like about yourself and it bugs you. Don't worry everyone has flaws.

Person 1: I hate my body. I feel to fat and some times I feel to skinny.

Person 2: My Flaws is my teeth. They're too crooked and I need braces.

by FLAWS January 9, 2010

human crack in the flesh

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

by PSxy May 9, 2005

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

flesh flute

a penis. also it's spoken meaning "fresh fruit", especially when pronounced by a FOB.

I've got some flesh flutes at grocery yesterday.

by rodorigues October 29, 2006

Its nothing but a flesh wound!

When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"Your arm's off!"

"No its not!"

"Yes it is."

"Its nothing but a flesh wound! I've had worse!"

by Munchy101 February 11, 2010