Lap Flaps

huge or obscurely large or awkward pussy lips. Usually getting in the way, or humors.

Tammi "Is it in?"

Bill "No, I can't find the hole because of your lap flaps"

Ron " You really going to fuck Jen?"
John " Yea why?"
Ron " Good luck. Most people cant get past her lap flaps"

by N-Dangerous August 27, 2010

FUPA Flap

When your stomach is so big and saggy that it droops down over your pubic area.

I was at the beach the other day and I saw a woman that had such a massive FUPA flap that I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bathing suit bottom.

by xCLMx May 13, 2010

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Beef-flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.

by mc1212 February 03, 2012

Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result

"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."

by Naked Fain July 18, 2008

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin February 23, 2011

flapping cheeks

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.

Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005