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Dappy Flaps 

When a loose girl's labia majora dangles considerably lower than the rest of her vagina, much like the headwear Dappy from N Dubz wears.
"Man, that Lucy is PENG!"
"Yeah, but she gets around a bit. I hear gyal's got Dappy Flaps."
Dappy Flaps by Darkwun October 24, 2011

Brandy Flaps 

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men
Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.
Brandy Flaps by Jubbzarella June 2, 2015

Cougar Flaps 

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.
Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.
Cougar Flaps by Demfcane August 18, 2015

hammy flaps 

a flap which is unawfully hammy
"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"
hammy flaps by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

trout flaps

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.
trout flaps by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020

mummy flaps up your slah 

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*