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field sock

1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock

2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!

2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
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Home Field Advantage

Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.
by the rude linguist April 1, 2010
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reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.
The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
by Chendaddy February 15, 2006
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track and field

A sport wherein participants compete in running events (AKA races of varying length, or in field events, which usually involve trying to propel oneself higher or throw something farther than someone else.

Running events include long distance, middle distance, sprints, and hurdles. Field events usually include discus, shotput, pole vault, high jump, and long jump.
1)-"I'm totally going out for track and field this year."
-"You're going out for track? Why?"
-"'Cause that's where all the hot runners are."
-"Word."
by bluesmobile June 11, 2006
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Field Op

A military training exercise that has a tendency to go horrible awry. It usually considered a very uncomfortable camping trip.
We went on a field op to learn how to operate in urban terrain.
by AAN2 April 29, 2010
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noel fielding

GOD!!! most famous for playing vince noir in comedy series the mighty boosh. Unbeliavbly, crazily hot, funny and coool comedian
NOEL FIELDING is the sexxxxxxxxxxx
by bexx [fielding] April 25, 2006
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