felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!

I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!

by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010

felations

having sexual oral relations with another person/people.

We didn't have actual sex, we just had felations.

by sean conway May 3, 2008

Felat'

Felat'(fill-aish) V. - the act of or performing felatio; oral-sex

See also felatio, felation, felatious, felat'ing, felat'ed, felat'er, and felationism

Ayo bitch..Felat' me!

by J.A.P.A.N. May 29, 2008

Fellanas

An person who is a bit slow. He/ has enormous eyes and can use them to shoot laser beam out of it. If you stare at them too long your eyes will start growing larger too. That is why a lot of squinty-eyed person tries to find these being to help with their squinty eyes. If you ever see one in real life you should puch his/her mom's in the tits.

OMG!! Thats a fellanas!! Watch out for the laser beams. Where is his mom.

by FellGibbleslol July 21, 2010

Fellaciously

adv.

1)Sucking on a phallic object with vigor.

2)Sucking on many phallic objects.

Root Fellaccious

She sucked fellaciously on the end of her brush to turn him on.

by kwiztas August 31, 2011

fellaman

Short for "fellow-man", used to describe a friend or acquaintance, or to describe an unknown male.

"What's up fellaman?"
"Who's that fellaman over there?"

by YourDemisexo April 23, 2012

felatio vetus

Latin term meaning old head commonly associated with the fetish of receiving oral sex from someone over 60.

Of all his wild adventures, Jake's of old lady road head seemed to intrigue his friends the most.... an unquenchable desire for felatio vetus.... could be the downfall of them all!

by Dave Meola July 11, 2017