farum

the occasion in which you fart and cum at the same exact moment

Andrew: Yo dude did you really just fart right now, this is grandmas funeral come on man!!
Devon: Nah man, I let out the fattest farum

by Superbian October 14, 2020

Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.

After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.

by Aviel Agapeh Scudero February 24, 2009

Farapa

My heart that beats within.

That little moon cricket is mi farapa.

by Mister Farapo December 12, 2008

farcup

{verb} To get the hiccups when you have gas, thereby farting and hiccuping at the same time.

{noun} A single occurrence of farting and hiccuping at the same time, often happening in a series usually called "farcups".

Calvin: Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft! Hic-pffft!

Hobbes: If you farcup one more time, I'm gonna slap you.

by Pod Tailin' February 17, 2010

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

frup

Faculty of Regional & Urban Planning

by Newton Raphson May 13, 2003

fartpaste

To give someone's pokemon obscene or otherwise undesirable nicknames when he or she isn't watching.
From a series of incidents in which pokemon were renamed "fartpaste"

I left my gameboy at Steve's and he fartpasted my silver version something feirce.

by Sheauwn September 29, 2007