Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.

Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.

by Panda Handz December 13, 2010

Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 2, 2010

Facking

Facking(fak-ing)(Verb)-A verb to describe the action of one person fake hacking usual done to impress friends or women usually done by making a simple html page that looks like a hacked page that you would normally see at a real hacked web site then typing in the website you want "hacked" in the address bar then taking a screen shot and then sending the screen shot to friends

"God,Dave is such a tool,he`s always Facking to impress chicks"

by Joshua Carey May 25, 2008

fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.

Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."

by What Award-Winning Low-Carb Diet? April 15, 2004

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

facking

Irish word for fucking.

I facking hate the irish.

by Carcer January 29, 2004

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008