False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012

false advertising

When someone's Myspace pictures are way hotter than they are.

Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.

by christamay December 24, 2008

falsecrack

to blindside, or cheap shot someone.

He came out of nowhere and falsecracked me upside the head

by McDoodle The Third May 18, 2008

False motivation

1.Buying into the illusion that you're content with someone or something in hopes that eventually you really will be. 2. Using someone as "false motivation" in a relationship, hoping they will make you happy so that you don't have to deal with your own reality.

He was trying to escape his demons, using false motivation in hopes that she would silence them.

by MaGGii84 August 4, 2014

False Bottom

When a man pretends to be gay but still loves getting the dick

So Brett's "false bottom" ass was at the club pretending he wasn't looking to get dicked down

by StiffPeter1015 October 14, 2021

Falser

a person that lies

when someone lies you identify them as a falser

A- Adrian you are such a falser

by Evan Mac October 19, 2009

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011