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Isis facial

When you give your girl a facial. The you behead her.
After I found out my girl was cheating on me she received an Isis Facial.
by George bush Tha third October 10, 2014
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Racial Facial

An event where a man ejaculates onto a womans face from a different race.
Dude I totally gave that black girl a racial facial.
by jimmy t boi January 25, 2009
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Sneaky Facial

Quickly ejaculating on someones face in the dark and running away, not getting caught in the process.
Dude #1:So she was asleep in my living room and I was feeling horny so I did a sneaky facial all over her face and ran!
Dude #2:Nice!
by Ghaly February 23, 2012
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Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.
I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial
by Rossasaurus Rex January 1, 2018
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shotgun facial

1: When one is shot in the face with a shotgun. Most commonly suicide.
2: bukkake
1: "He gave himself a shotgun facial." (In response to "How'd he die?")
2: Me an' some guys gave that bitch a shotgun facial yesterday.
by Sean KF October 9, 2007
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Guacamole Facial

When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse
"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"
by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017
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oscillating facial

when one is railing the mouth of a female cum dumpster and when he is about to ejaculate on her face, he grabs his oscillating fan and he blows his load in the fan shooting cum droplets all over her face.
Last night that random girl from the bar told me i could do what ever i wanted, so I gave her a much needed oscillating facial.
by PDBHSL August 30, 2010
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