oscillating facial

when one is railing the mouth of a female cum dumpster and when he is about to ejaculate on her face, he grabs his oscillating fan and he blows his load in the fan shooting cum droplets all over her face.
Last night that random girl from the bar told me i could do what ever i wanted, so I gave her a much needed oscillating facial.
by PDBHSL August 30, 2010
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The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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Pirate facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"
by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009
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Irish Facial

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head
Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial
by jroxxx December 21, 2005
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blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.
hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?
by Taylor Keith Gregory April 18, 2007
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no hands facial

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.
I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell
by Meatball April 19, 2005
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Tri Facial

When a Daddy, a Daddy, a Daddy decide that Mommy needs a new facial cream.
Get on your knees and prepare for a Tri Facial!
by treyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 05, 2009
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