facey

when one rubs one's face on something

Andrew rubbed his face on Zoe's head, thus making her head facey.

by zet210 January 24, 2011

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006

Faceyspaces

Any and all social networking sites including Facebook, Myspace, My yearbook, etc.

"get off Faceyspaces and do your chores"

by Anarchychick January 18, 2010