A guy that is illegal in 69 countries in the world! If you see him you need to run as fast as possible. He commits over 150 crimes a day. RUN WHILE YOU CAN
by Other Ethan November 4, 2021

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.
"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
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"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
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"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.
by arnavjohn February 28, 2022

Ethan is smart and silly and is very good at sports. He has amazing hair and big blue eyes. He makes you laugh and you always want to hang out with him.
He's an Ethan.
by Ehanuuu November 27, 2018

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

he always makes you feel special and one of a kind. hes hugs make you feel safe and like nothing can hurt you. he is always there for you and is always checking your okay. he may seem like a mean person or a smarty but once he opens up to you he is a nice caring guy who will always be there for you. if you dont see hes true side you will think he is a dickhead but wait till he opens his heart for you and find out he is actually the kindest person ever. you are very lucky if you know a ethan or hes even your partner. if your ever feeling down just ask for a hug and you will feel so much better. he always has something to say and has a really bright smile he will always make you laugh even when you dont think you will.
by charlatte17 May 31, 2018

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
by Hanery March 14, 2017

by mithak October 17, 2017
