penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Joanne Emberton

A term to describe a drug addicted mother who cares little for her kids.

Have you seen how she treats her kids, she's a real Joanne Emberton

by --English--Muffin-- June 20, 2019

The Ember and Cody

The Ember and Cody is when you go into an H&M dressimg room and start to make out. You then whip out your penis and have her gag on it to make it wet. After she does that, you get to lick her vagina just once, because she probably wont be able to contain herself, and we arent trying to get caught, are we?:) After you get that nice long lick in, thats when you sit her down on the stool and start to tease her vagina with your penis. After the foreplay, stick it in just a little bit to see how she can handle it, because she may too tight for your penis. If it goes in smoothly, then continue to pound her as soft and smooth as you can.

We went into an H&M dressing room and did The Ember and Cody

by Embers boyfriend September 20, 2019

Feast-Ember

A celebration made by Gobbleygourd that are on Fire Haven and Fire Oasis.

Stoowarb: Happy Feast-Ember!
Tawkerr: Feast-Ember sucks
Gobbleygourd: Gobble Gobble

by msmfart December 3, 2021

Twin Vehicle Embarrassment

The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.

"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."

by markvw59 April 19, 2012

Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember

To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.

"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

how fucking embarrasing

When a "dumb ass motha fucka" makes a remark generally disagrred upon by the whole group is told not only to shut the fuck up. But also is informed that the malarky that crossed his lips was gay and "how fucking embarrasing". Coined by the Mean family although many tr to steal rights fortheir own they can go suck a fatty. Thug Life Bitch.

Josh: Dezis tits are eqaul to that of a no slope.
AJ: She is IHOP
Jordan: Reminds me off Little House on The Prairie
Adam: yeah shes gay
Josh: ...... how fucking embarrasing stfu.

by Jwall aka Josh Pit aka Moshua March 20, 2006