<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.
When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.
Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE
by Jordell August 3, 2007
Get the <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!mug. 
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.
by bohdave October 16, 2008
Get the elevensesmug. Elevension is one step up from Tension.
Similar to turning the speakers from 10 to 11 from the movie Spinal Tap.
Similar to turning the speakers from 10 to 11 from the movie Spinal Tap.
Our relation ship is based entirely on this palpable sexual tension. It's more than tension - it's like sexual elevension.
Quote from Dawson of the Adam Carolla Podcast during a podcast with guest Greg Proops.
Quote from Dawson of the Adam Carolla Podcast during a podcast with guest Greg Proops.
by Xbagger August 12, 2011
Get the Elevensionmug. elevenses is a term that refers to the act or aftermath of an automobile spinning tires and leaving two black marks on the pavement.
The marks left often resemble the number eleven (11) sometimes with slight curvature to them.
Elevenses are often the result of hooning.
The marks left often resemble the number eleven (11) sometimes with slight curvature to them.
Elevenses are often the result of hooning.
"Did you see Matt lay down a set of elevenses leaving the car show?"
"My Mustang can do elevenses for miles if I try!"
"Matt, did you leave those elevenses in front of my house!?"
"My Mustang can do elevenses for miles if I try!"
"Matt, did you leave those elevenses in front of my house!?"
by BradStang February 21, 2013
Get the elevensesmug. <person1: 10.45am> Do you have any snacks over there I can eat?
<person2: 10.46am> There's a vending machine over there for people who require elevenses.
<person2: 10.46am> There's a vending machine over there for people who require elevenses.
by JNUK June 9, 2005
Get the elevensesmug.