preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

ejagulation

ejagulation is the same thing as masterbation. to jack off. to jerk off.

masterbation

ejagulation- dude im gonna go ejagulate in the bathroom ok? im gonna need some lotion, a drill, and some pepper and if u have a screwdriver that would be great!!

by oigy June 1, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

Ejockulation

When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.

Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!

by Makins October 23, 2009