Smoking eagles

A term created by the legendary table top tysin that implies your smoking a fuck ton of weed, and quite possibly green out

Guy #1: ya bro Cain was hella smoking eagles last night
Guy #2: hell ya bruh we gon smoke some eagles tonight

by The boy Adler November 24, 2020

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.

I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.

by randatola January 11, 2008

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.

1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

by 36A April 29, 2014

The Milky Eagle

“The Milky Eagle” is where the female is sleeping naked on top of the bed sheets and the male is holding on to the light fitting on top of the wardrobe masturbating furiously, at point of ejaculation the male swings off the bedroom light swooping down to the sleeping female “like an eagle hunting prey” and ejaculating on her breasts at the lowest point of contact and catching her completely unaware.

Hence Milky Eagle

I surprised the wife with the milky eagle last night

by Barius June 26, 2021

Eagle High School

The gaping anus of the earth. Complete with mormon church access across the street and in the back. Run by mormons and poser hippie kids. Lots of fat kids as well. Don't even think about entering without a hall-pass, or tough guy/janitor Chad will eat your lunch and possibly your soul.

1. "Hold on brah, i gotta wipe my Eagle High School." (EHS for short)
2. "Aw yeah man, peace is love, peace is love...i hate it when my dad beats me...

by Choose the right....You know you wanna... January 10, 2009

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004