The gaping anus of the earth. Complete with mormon church access across the street and in the back. Run by mormons and poser hippie kids. Lots of fat kids as well. Don't even think about entering without a hall-pass, or tough guy/janitor Chad will eat your lunch and possibly your soul.
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Eagle River High school is in Eagle River Alaska.

A high school where half of the students are either stoners or religious people's. At this school people will stab you in the back. One minute you will be friends the next you won't talk to each other at all. There are a lot of clicks at this school and everybody talks shit about each other. If possible avoid this school. Lots of hate is this place and is the worst place high school ever. The teachers won't teach you a thing and you will come out dumber then you came in. But its really easy to find weed here. Choose your friends carefully
I went to Ealge River High School for 4 years and i wanted to murder myself.

I went to Eagle River High School and i changed friends more then swing dancers do partners.
by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009
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