by Ooga booga 34 July 03, 2020
A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
an elementary school where kids deal drugs with strangers and the kids lick Taylor swifts' camel toe. the teachers simp for Dwayne the rock Johnson and as sluts, they sleep with him. The kids get into a gun fight every week with the local military and national police. Thats why half of the kids go missing every week. the school is in Dearborn, so we know that the tall miller elementary school got rebuilt three times, once for construction, another one because why not, and a third time because a plane crashed. A Saudi hijacker and his group of friends and virgins made a terrorist attack on the world capitol, Dearborn. the students are the best of the best, with iq better then albert Einstein. but I wonder why they make up in the bed with each other even if they are boy to boy, or girl to girl.
by 1235443wo54q0 July 25, 2024
eden park elementary is filled with bratty kids and girl who think they all that. so overall it SUCK! if you go they’re im sorry :( i’ll pay for your therapy
there’s bratty kids period the school sucks and it stinks so eden park is trash
eden park elementary is filled with bratty kids and girl who think they all that. so overall it SUCK! if you go they’re im sorry :( i’ll pay for your therapy
eden park elementary is filled with bratty kids and girl who think they all that. so overall it SUCK! if you go they’re im sorry :( i’ll pay for your therapy
by shitt head September 10, 2021
Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
by Rudhfbf January 04, 2023
by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022
School in a cozy little town called Merchantville. Between Pennsauken and Camden. Best school I've been to in all my years of life. People think them niggas at Merchantville gangsta n shit, but really, it's kinda lowkey. All the teachers were cool, had lots of friends, got along with everyone in the class, hung out with a lot of people after school, stuff like that. Like it was the type of school that actually made me look forward to going n shit. I miss that place man.
person 1: What school u went to when you were younger?
person 4: Merchantville Elementary.
person 1: luckyyyy
person 4: Merchantville Elementary.
person 1: luckyyyy
by November 24, 2021