Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

Deschaine

Strong or god-like. Immortal or everlasting strength and leadership.

Zeus and Achilles battle their enemies in a deschaine like manner.

by Angelina Jolie/Pitt February 16, 2009

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

dousch bag

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

by YoMUm March 13, 2008

vaginal discharge

someone who is being disagreeable or unlike their usual fun self

someone who elicits a disgusting reaction similar to the way one would react to this bodily secretion.

You are being vaginal discharge right now.

Senario: AT THE CLUB

Friend 1: "I don't want to take that shot. I wanna go home."

Friend 2: "You know what? You are you being a vaginal discharge."

Friend 1: (now vaginal discharge) exits the club.

Friend 2: continues to have a ball a fun at the club without vaginal discharge.

by raelou June 10, 2011

douschey

Doing something that is not cool; the act of being a dousch bag

person 1: person 2, I crashed your car
person 2: dood, that was douschey

person 1: I slept with person 2's girl friend
person 2: person 1, you're so douschey

by berkeleygeoff November 22, 2005