hornswagger dumpling whore

a person who is a whore/hoe but says, "Hornswagger dumpling!"

Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

Kingdom of Dumpling

A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.

Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.

by Chad Wellington II August 1, 2010

Sucky sticky Dumpling

When your a fat shit and she’s giving you the suck and you ring out sweat from your stomach rolls onto her head and you flop your fat over her creating a vacuum seal so that she can’t pull away and then proceed to shake your fat back and forth.

I gave that bitch from weight watchers the sucky sticky dumpling last night.

by Manbunsclapper8==D September 21, 2019

Dumping Someone

When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Eric Crabs Petersmith November 13, 2011

dunsting

The act of a crap movie being redeemed by the presence of a hot, often scantily-clad actress; said actress's presence makes you incapable of reaching for the remote because you know she's wearing something revealing in the next scene. So named for the appeal to dudes of "Bring It On," which can only be explained by the presence of Kirsten Dunst.

"Idle Hands" was the worst movie idea ever, but it got a good dunsting from 18-year-old Jessica Alba.

"The Notebook" was so bad not even Rachel McAdams could dunst that piece of shit.

by Mattron + the Fat Kid December 9, 2008

Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

by BlumpkinAftermath January 3, 2009