by Badrenegade February 12, 2018
Get the Dumpster dicking mug.Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.
The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.
After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.
He takes another swig of rose.
by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019
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n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".
by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009
Get the Spooge Dumpster mug.A bowel movement created by a night of mexican food, margaritas, and donkey shows. Can vary widely in color, size, smell and texture. The texture is in direct relation to the number of margaritas consumed.
I am so hung over, last night was totally out of control. Time to turn that burrito into a beefy dumpstada.
by Beefy D's February 8, 2010
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by Browner7680 December 9, 2010
Get the Cock Dumpster mug.According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.
by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014
Get the Baby dumpster diver mug.When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive
When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)
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