duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 08, 2003

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Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 14, 2010

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Duck

Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.

"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"

by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009

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Ducked

When a guy is on break or has recently broken up with his girlfriend and tries find a replacement. The new girl will probably fall for him. Then he goes back to his old girlfriend leaving the other girl in the dust, or "ducking" her.
The "replacement" girl got Ducked.

Girl 1: So what ever happened to what's his name?
Girl 2: Oh he Ducked me, for real. He went back to his ex.
Girl 1: Oh girl that sucks. Lyin', Cheatin', huzzies always get the good ones.

by Andimeg August 31, 2007

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Duck

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.