dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 5, 2024

dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?

Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022

Dual-Sided

this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit

John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie

by Wild Coyote September 17, 2022