Internal Decapitation

When someone's head is completely dislocated from their body, but remains attached by the neck skin.

When the skier collided with that lift pole, he was internally decapitated.


Man, that girl is ugly. She looks like she suffered from internal decapitation at birth.

by Hashim Negrodamus January 9, 2009

Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.

"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."

by Marty May 10, 2004

duca

shits in the urinals and smears it all over the walls

"ohh dont do a duca, you dirty shit!"

by anonimusSssssSs October 24, 2008

Ducati

The sexiest Graalian

Ducati if the sexiest Graalian

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Ducati

A motorcycle sought out by pretentious assholes who prefer wine to Jack Daniels. They hope that the Ducati is a conspicuous indicator of their riding ability along with their Victoria's Secret color coordinated soft leather suits. Unfortunately, the Duc, on the rare instances it will run, is a badge and incident of a lame ass pretender who knows absolutely nothing about motorcyles. They are made by a filthy subspecies of European -- the only ones on the continent who admired the fucking Nazi's.

A gay bar is to a Ducati like a bright light is to a bug.

by Hoze December 17, 2004

duckpin

An adopted penguin. Often confuses knives for umbrellas.

Duckpin sure doesn't know.

by HAMLORD January 19, 2007

Ducati

A clever, sleek term for a bowel movement.

This morning coffee has really kicked in, I need to go drop a Ducati.

by BigDaddyNick March 7, 2019