drolsmurf

The epitome of stupidity. If someone were to ask me where to find the dumbest person, I would most definitely poin him towards a drolsmurf. These 'things' just run around naked all day shouting 'penis' at random people. Stay clear of supermarkets if you don't want to run into a drolsmurf.

<gayfag> LOLOLOL DOLPHINS ARE FISH
<Evo> omg stfu u drolsmurf

<gayfag> I SO LEET KEKEKE
<Evo> stop being a drolsmurf

by Evo April 10, 2004

dolthead

A complete idiot who doesn't know what he's doing.

Isabelle is such a dolthead when she tries to sing along with the music. She gets the lyrics wrong.

by Anonymous as a Mouse June 28, 2008

droat

To punch a guy in the balls while fellating him.

I totally droated that guy last night and he never saw it coming!

by Silvia Samson August 29, 2011

Dolton

The gayest person wants to fuck his friend dolton

Stop being a dolton

by Blair140 February 13, 2019

Drouth

Pronounced 'drowth'

Most commonly experienced at an agency pitch or important client meeting. A severe case of dry mouth which causes you to stutter, clam up and/or waffle.

'Better get myself a glass of water before this meeting, in case I get drouth.'

by Red Mitch August 21, 2014

dolt

To stick a precision screwdriver into the tip of the penis.

DoOd!!!! I just dolted and it was awesome!!!!! And now i cant make bAbIes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymouses666999 March 17, 2009

droptop

arguementitive drunk

droptop'd

by bob September 6, 2003