closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011

gas station coke drinker

People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.

Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.

by WGator January 18, 2011

Puddle Drinker

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017

period blood drinker

people that drink period blood because it’s warm and tasty

nero longing is over there being a period blood drinker

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

Social Drinker

A person who waits for everyone to get drunk at a party and then takes their money.

Oh **** that, my wallet is missing!!! Who the **** invited the social drinker???

by playahata gatorade July 23, 2009

social drinker

A person who, when engaged in drinking alcoholic beverages, is very social.

"Last week at that party I seen that dude that never talks. I gave him a shot of Jack and he turned into a social drinker. Dude wouldn't shut the fuck up!"

by Melissa Todd August 27, 2006

street drinker

the name given to person who is or resembles a homeless person or an undesirable character. They usually look like they havent washed or shaved in a very long time, and smell of eau de stale beer and pish. Their eyes are bloodshot and their skin an unhealthy grey colour. You will normally find these people drinking cheap alcohol, such as buckfast or white lightening, either on your local park bench or hanging about doorways in the town centre. One of their favourite hobbies is to sing or pester people on public transport, the bus is usually their transport of choice.

'did you smell him? he must be a street drinker'

'i'm so wrecked from boozing last night, i must look like a street drinker today'

by lalalaland January 20, 2008