When Jonathan Davis from the nu-metal band KoRn (backwards R mandatory) became to bloated to wash his hair, he began letting it twist and rot naturally. As it began germinating, dreadlocks ensued. It was this natural evolution that made his locks the filthiest in all the land. After being turned down on a date by fellow frontman of Disturbed, David Dreiman, Jonathan Davis soon realized he had to do SOMETHING with that luscious head of hair. This is why he has these luscious tubes forming from his scalp. Don't be fooled kids, it's not a wig. This is the real deal.
David Dreiman: EW, LOOK @ UR HA@!RRRR!
Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)
David Dreiman: K babycakes.
Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)
David Dreiman: K babycakes.
by c0keONwh33lzsszsszzx August 10, 2009
Get the Dreadlocks mug.A creature with pterodactyl like features but is nothing related to it. It is fond with tubas. Sometimes it is mistaken to be pregnant but has had at least 16 offspring and sometimes considered asexual. Dreadactyl's have positive relationships with squirrels. The sound of a dreadactyl consists of a crackling noise or random outbursts of German. Dreadactyls have things for noses.
Whoa did you see the Dreadactyl?
Ya, it poked my nose then shouted Random German at me.
I think her 17th child is coming
Ya, it poked my nose then shouted Random German at me.
I think her 17th child is coming
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Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.
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