Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

Doug Burgum

To scam a large number of people by making a big promise and then not delivering.

Matthew: I donated $1 to the Doug Burgum campaign to get his $20 Biden Economic Relief card, but then the card was never sent and the campaign won't reply to me.
Joe: You're not the only one who got scammed lately. I put $1,000 into a crypto scam where the developer stole all the tokens.
Luke: Wow guys, that sucks. It sounds like you both got Doug Burgumed!

by I stole your girl August 31, 2023

doug pease

A fucking dipshit that believes everything he reads while sitting in a crap bar in Dayton, OH

You totally Doug Peased in your pants, dude

by Fred Young November 19, 2019

dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion June 9, 2016

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016

Doug Davison

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

"Doug Davison loves Katie too much.. he's such a cake daddy when he's with her"

by Ur Libby February 11, 2010

doug dimmadamn

When you have a divorce with your wife and she comes back

I don’t get a doug dimmadamn about the divorce Rachel

by edknowsitscow December 29, 2020