Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!
by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags??
guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.
guy 1:wanna crash their party later??
guy 2: sure why not!!
guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.
guy 1:wanna crash their party later??
guy 2: sure why not!!
by Lovemachine 69 November 30, 2009

"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
by niqua October 29, 2013

by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!
by The Floop June 20, 2007
